Under-Table Napping: The Art of Stealthy Rest

Warning: Under-Table Napping is not for the faint of heart. It requires patience, focus, and a willingness to nap in the most unlikely of places.

Under-Table Napping is the ancient art of finding a comfortable spot beneath a table, often hidden from view, to catch a quick snooze.

Benefits of Under-Table Napping:

• Improved focus, thanks to the soothing sounds of dust bunnies and forgotten crumbs
• Muscle relaxation, courtesy of the ergonomic curve of the table leg
• A sense of adventure, as you navigate the hidden world beneath the table

Under-Table Napping Techniques:

• Table Leg Arch Napping: The art of curling your body around a table leg for maximum comfort
• Under-Table Leaf Napping: The technique of napping beneath the leaf of a table, often with a side of dust and forgotten dreams
• Pipe Napping: The art of finding a comfortable spot beneath a table leg with a pipe, often with a side of mildewed memories

Join us for the Steve Napping Guru Training Program to learn more about these and other napping techniques!