``` Napping Guru Training Program

Relaxation Techniques with Master Steve

Welcome, young grasshoppers, to the Napping Guru Training Program. Here you will learn the ancient art of napping. It's a skill that will serve you well in life.

Technique 1: The Art of the Snooze

Close your eyes and let your mind go blank. Imagine a warm, fluffy kitten. Repeat this process until you are asleep.

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Technique 2: Power Nap

Set an alarm clock for 20 minutes. Sleep for 20 minutes. Wake up refreshed and ready to tackle anything that comes your way. Or just sleep some more.

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Technique 3: The Napping Matrix

Nap standing up. Yes, it's a thing. Just stand there, eyes closed, and let the world go by. Don't worry, you won't fall over.

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And that's it for today's lesson. Remember, napping is a skill that takes practice. Don't get discouraged if you don't become a napping guru right away. Just keep at it.

Want to learn more about napping? Check out our other courses:

Nap Time Theory | Nap Pyromancy |
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