Technique 4.1: The Art of Extreme Ironing
In this sub-technique, you will learn to iron with reckless abandon, ignoring the pleas of your loved ones and the laws of physics.
Warning: Extreme Ironing can be hazardous to your health, relationships, and furniture.
You will be required to:
- Iron at least 5 loads of laundry in 1 hour
- Iron with a 4th-degree burn on the thermostat
- Ignore the screams of your family members