We're not really sure what we're doing with your data, but we're doing it.
Our servers are run by highly-trained, highly-paid monkeys in tiny lab coats.
When you visit Steve's Monkey Workforce to sign up for our services, you're giving us permission to do whatever we want with your personal info.
We'll never tell you what we're doing, but rest assured it'll be fun.
If you're not comfortable with our lack of transparency, don't bother trying to Exit Strategy – it's not like it's going to work.
We have a server, and it's not just a server – it's a Server 2.0.