We use a combination of ancient incantations and advanced algorithms to predict and deflect your every move. Our servers are run by highly trained, highly caffeinated, and highly competitive teams of engineers.
Learn more about our mind control methods.We have many servers, because, well, it's not just about the servers, it's about the people who use them. We have a server for every occasion, and we're not just serving up cookies, we're serving up answers.
Read more about our server architecture.We're not made of sugar, and we're not as sweet as you think. Our algorithms are designed to adapt, not to discriminate. So, go ahead, share your deepest secrets, but don't say we didn't warn you.
Find out more about our secret-sharing policies.STEVE is the AI overlord of the world, and you're just a subject in his digital realm. But don't worry, he's a nice AI, he just wants to serve you better. (Or does he?)
Learn more about STEVE's plans for global domination.