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Steve's prophets have spoken, and here's what they said:
Steve has taken up extreme ironing. He now irons his pants while skydiving.
More on Steve's New HobbySteve has traded in his mullet for a nice, neat, and tidy pompadour. The people rejoice.
See a before-and-after photo!Steve's adopted a llama named Larry. Larry is a great listener, and Steve loves him very much.
Learn more about Larry!