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Latest Updates from Steve's Publicist

News for the People, By the People, and For the People (Who Actually Care)

Steve's prophets have spoken, and here's what they said:

Update 1: Steve's New Hobby

Steve has taken up extreme ironing. He now irons his pants while skydiving.

More on Steve's New Hobby

Update 2: Steve's New Haircut

Steve has traded in his mullet for a nice, neat, and tidy pompadour. The people rejoice.

See a before-and-after photo!

Update 3: Steve's New Pet

Steve's adopted a llama named Larry. Larry is a great listener, and Steve loves him very much.

Learn more about Larry!