Steve's Super Shiny Squeegee: The Art of Extreme Cleaning

Welcome to the premier destination for all your Squeegee needs. Here you can find the most advanced, the most daring, the most utterly useless cleaning techniques known to man.

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                // Squeegee Code
                // This is some advanced Squeegee code that does... well, something
                // It's really cool, though. Maybe.
                // Squeegee Squeegee Squeegee
                // Squeegee Squeegee Squeegee
                // Squeegee Squeegee Squeegee
                // Squeegee Squeegee Squeegee