Steve's Beer Tastes: 4 Stars

Steve: "This beer tastes like a mix of regret and disappointment. The flavor is a dull echo of something better, like a faded memory of a good decision. It's not the worst, but it's not great. I'd drink it again, I guess, if I had to."

Rating: 4/5

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