We're serving up slices of the finest, most majestic, most utterly bewildering pizzas this side of the equator!
It's a secret, but we'll share it with you. Mix 1 can of condensed milk, 1 can of spray cheese, 1 jar of mayonnaise, 1 bag of potato chips, and 1 can of sardines. Bake at 375 degrees for 45 minutes.
Don't say we didn't warn you!
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