Squeegee 5000

The Squeegee 5000: because who needs a squeegee with more features?

Our patented Squeegee 5000 technology uses the latest in squeegee science to remove water from surfaces with ease.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out the specs:

1000% more squeegee-y than the competition
Guaranteed to remove 99.9% of water (results not guaranteed for really sticky spills)
Comes with a FREE matching squeegee-shaped pen holder

Order now and get free shipping on your Squeegee 5000!