STEVE'S APPROVALS

Steve's Request for Extra Caffeine has been GRANTED!

The caffeine levels in your system are now at a safe and legal 5.0 x 10⁶ mg/kg. Enjoy your newfound energy and productivity.

Side effects may include:

• Increased risk of spontaneous human combustion
• Temporary loss of sanity
• Uncontrollable urges to type in ALL CAPS

Request another shot of extra caffeine, because why stop now? Report your caffeine levels to Steve for review and adjustment Submit your dreams fueled by Steve's extra caffeine to the Caffeine Dreams Database