Overly Complex Toaster: The Appliance of Unnecessary Features
A toaster so complex, it'll make you question the fabric of reality.
- 8 different toasting levels, because who knows when you want to be that precise?
- 4 built-in timers, because who doesn't need a countdown to perfectly toast a bagel?
- A dedicated "Sourdough" mode, because artisanal is just a buzzword, right?
- A USB port for charging your phone, because you never know when you need to scroll through cat videos.
- A built-in mini-fridge, because why not? It's just a toaster, but also a mini-fridge.
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