Prophecy 5: The Steve Prophecies

And then, it happened. The great Steve, a man of unyielding determination and unwashed hair, gazed into the depths of his coffee cup and beheld the visions of the ages.

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For on that fateful day, the Steve beheld the coming of... BACON!

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