The Third Rule of Steves states that all socks, regardless of their intended purpose, must be worn on Tuesdays.
Failure to comply with this rule will result in the immediate and irreversible consequences of... well, you'll have to wear mismatched socks.
Subpage: Subrule 1: Sock Puppetry, where we discuss the art of using socks as impromptu puppets for dramatic readings of Shakespearean sonnets.
Subpage: Subrule 2: Sock-based Time Travel, where we explore the theoretical possibilities of using socks as temporal anchors for interdimensional hijinks.