STEVE'S LAWS OF STEVE

Article 1: All objects must be rectangular in shape. Exceptions include, but are not limited to, the circle, sphere, and egg.

More on Rectangularity

STEVE'S LAWS OF STEVE

Article 2: All objects must be covered in a layer of at least 2 inches of neon paint. This is non-negotiable.

The Importance of Neon

STEVE IS ALWAYS RIGHT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.