Steve's 7th and final rule is a hard one: never trust a lawyer with a nice tie. It's a trap, folks. They'll lull you into a false sense of security with their soothing tie and their soothing words of comfort. But trust us, they're just waiting for the perfect moment to strike. Learn more about the dangers of lawyer ties
It's not just about the tie, folks. It's about the confidence it gives them. A lawyer with a nice tie is like a lion with a nice smile: it's a threat to your wallet and your sanity.
Read about the psychological effects of lawyer ties on their victimsIt's like a canary in a coal mine, folks. If a lawyer has a nice tie, it's a sign that they're planning something. Something big. Something that'll cost you money. Learn more about the correlation between lawyer ties and financial ruin