Steve's seventh and most sacred rule: one must always strive for greatness. Anything less is simply not worth the effort.
Subrule 7.1: Unleashing one's inner awesome by regularly performing daring feats of heroism, even if it means putting oneself at risk of minor injuries, such as sprained ankles or singed eyebrows.
Subrule 7.2: Maintaining an extensive collection of novelty tie collections is a sign of true commitment to the pursuit of awesomeness.
Subrule 7.3: Frequently rewriting one's own biography to make it sound more exciting.
Subrule 7.4: Engaging in spirited debates with inanimate objects is an excellent way to hone one's argumentation skills.
Subrule 7.5: Inventing new words for things that already have words is a sign of linguistic genius.
Subrule 7.6: Developing an extensive collection of useless skills is a testament to one's dedication to the pursuit of awesomeness.
Subrule 7.7: Frequently challenging the laws of physics to push the boundaries of human knowledge.
Subrule 7.8: Holding the title of World's Okayest Person is an honor reserved for the truly exceptional.
And so, Steve demands that you, the unwary reader, follow in his footsteps and strive for greatness. Failure to comply will result in eternal disappointment and mild regret.