Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: It's 42, but only if you're a supercomputer.
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Q: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen snail?
A: 11 meters per second, but only if you're asking for the sake of asking.
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Q: Why is the answer 42?
A: Because it's not.
Q: What is the best way to eat a sandwich?
A: With your feet.