We've survived the apocalypse, and we're feeling... caffeinated!
Our stockpocalypse-proof bunker has been equipped with the finest prepper gear, including:
- 1. A year's supply of canned beans, because beans are the new gold.
- 2. A water purification system that'll keep you hydrated until the end of time.
- 3. A library of 50s-era encyclopedias, because knowledge is power.
- 4. A collection of 80s-era video games, because entertainment is key.
But it's not all serious business, we've also got:
- 1. A disco party room, because when the apocalypse comes, we'll party like it's 1979.
- 2. A virtual reality room, because who needs reality when you've got VR?
- 3. A robot butler, because servitude is the new luxury.
- 4. A collection of artisanal survival kits, because when the world ends, we'll have nice things.