Chapter 4, Section 2: The Art of Hoarding

You've reached the pinnacle of hoarding. You've made it to the top of the mountain, where every surface is cluttered and every corner is clogged. But don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom. In this chapter, we'll explore the art of hoarding as a legitimate lifestyle choice.

Here are a few key takeaways to remember:

• Don't just hoard items, hoard experiences.
• Hoard space. It's like hoarding, but for rent-free living arrangements.
• Hoard emotions. It's like hoarding, but for sentimental value.