Toilet Paper Revolt Day 1: "We're Not Just Wiping, We're Fighting!"

Welcome, fellow rebels, to the Toilet Paper Revolt! Today, we mark the beginning of a new era in bathroom activism. With our rolls of defiance, we will challenge the status quo and bring justice to the porcelain throne.

Our first act of protest will be to hoard all the toilet paper. We will not be silenced by the oppressive forces of toilet paper rationing. We demand an end to the tyranny of quilted paper, the scourge of our loo's.

We will not be ignored. We will rise up, one sheet at a time. Join us, and together, we will make our voices heard: loud and proud, like the sound of a thousand ripping rolls.

Next stop: Toilet Paper Revolt Day 2: "The Great Roll-Out"

Or, if you're feeling particularly feisty: Toilet Paper Revolt: "The TP Takedown"

And don't forget to follow us on social media: @ToiletPaperRevolt

Remember, together we can make a difference, one roll at a time.