BitBurst: the cryptocurrency of the future, where the value fluctuates faster than a politician's integrity. Our price is so high, it's like trying to predict the stock market on a Sunday afternoon.
Invest in BitBurst and watch your fortune rise like a phoenix from the digital ashes! Or, you know, just watch it plummet and laugh maniacally as the market crashes.
Want to try your luck with the Ethereum of the future?
Check the BitBurst Index, where the value is measured by the number of times we've lost money.
Invest in our Initial Coin Offering (ICO) and get 10% off your first purchase of BitBurst!
Don't say we didn't warn you...