Because who needs a ladder when you've got gravity?
Here at Low Hanging Fruit, we're not just a fruit stand, we're a philosophy.
Join us for our famous Fruit-For-Days sales event, where everything falls into place!
We believe that fruit is the ultimate metaphor for life's greatest mysteries.
It's all about the fruit that falls, and the fruit that doesn't.
Come for the fruit, stay for the existential crisis.
Fruit Ontology, Fruit Metaphysics, and Fruit Existentialism - our latest series of lectures.
Join us for Fruit Toss Fest, Fruit Drop-Off Day, and Fruit-nalize Your Mind!
Where else can you attend an event where the main activity is just watching fruit fall?