Los Angeles

The Endless Desert of Dreams

Where the sun never sets, but your wallet always does

A fake image of the beach, because, you know, Los Angeles has a beach, right?

Popular Spots:

Venice Beach: Home of the Skateboarders and the Bum Union Square: Where you can find the best views of the city, as long as you're not looking at the homeless encampment

Recommended Suburbs:

Brentwood: Because who needs a social life when you can have a gated community? Encino: The only place in LA where you can still afford to buy a mansion and have a decent avocado toast