Welcome to Neon Bazaar, Home of the Most Extraordinary Store

Aisle 1: Where the weird and wacky meet the mundane

Explore the depths of human despair
Visit the land of overpriced artisanal goods
Find the perfect gift for that one friend who's always late

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