We've got the most epic sock collection in the multiverse.
We believe that socks are not just for feet. They're for expressing yourself, for making a statement, for prophesying your love for all things colorful.
Our store is a haven for those who refuse to be bound by the shackles of boring, matching sock sets.
Our specialty: socks with a mind of their own.
Meet the bloopy family:
Each pair comes with a complimentary copy of "The Sock Whisperer" self-help book.
We promise to never, ever, ever match your socks.
We'll always have a "sock-sorry" policy in place.
And if you're still not satisfied, we'll give you a free pair of our "I'm-without-expression" socks.
Or, we'll give you a full refund. Or, you know, we'll just give you a hug. Your call.
We've got:
Sock of Doom certified.
Socky the Sock King endorsed.
Socked in by Socky awarded.