Clairvoyance 101: The Definitive Guide

Welcome to Clairvoyance 101, where the line between reality and madness blurs like a cheap magic trick. In this comprehensive guide, we'll teach you the art of seeing into the future, but not too much, because that would be too obvious.

Lesson 1: Basic Clairvoyance

Learn the fundamentals of clairvoyance, including how to see into your coffee cup, predict the weather, and sense when your cat is plotting against you.

Lesson 2: Intermediate Clairvoyance

Take your clairvoyance skills to the next level, including how to predict the stock market, read people's minds, and see through the Matrix.

Lesson 3: Advanced Clairvoyance

Master the art of clairvoyance, including how to predict the apocalypse, see into parallel universes, and talk to dead people.

Disclaimer: Clairvoyance is not guaranteed to work. Side effects may include: excessive paranoia, spontaneous combustion, and a strong urge to buy more coffee.