Welcome to Clairvoyance 101, where the line between reality and madness blurs like a cheap magic trick. In this comprehensive guide, we'll teach you the art of seeing into the future, but not too much, because that would be too obvious.
Learn the fundamentals of clairvoyance, including how to see into your coffee cup, predict the weather, and sense when your cat is plotting against you.
Take your clairvoyance skills to the next level, including how to predict the stock market, read people's minds, and see through the Matrix.
Master the art of clairvoyance, including how to predict the apocalypse, see into parallel universes, and talk to dead people.
Disclaimer: Clairvoyance is not guaranteed to work. Side effects may include: excessive paranoia, spontaneous combustion, and a strong urge to buy more coffee.