My Dog Ate It

I was on top of it 100%, but my dog had the last bite. He really had a taste for deadlines.

I Had a Meeting

I was on my way to a meeting when I realized I was already there. Time-traveling through meetings is a real thing, folks.

I was in the middle of saving the world, but my computer just up and died on me. Serves me right for not upgrading in 10 years.