Paradoxical Products

Welcome to the store where logic is optional. You can find all sorts of things that shouldn't exist here.

Chrononut: A nut that's always 2 hours behind
Simulacrum Souvenirs: Fake memories that'll make you forget your real ones
Temporal Tapestry: Because who needs a normal blanket?

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