SOCKS OF DOOM: THE APOCALYPSE OF FOOTWEAR

WELCOME TO THE SOCKS OF DOOM, WHERE WE SERVE THE FINEST IN DISCO-era SOCK DESIGNS. YOU'VE GOT A CHOICE:

• Ballet Socks FOR THE FINEST OF FASHIONISTAS
• Robot Socks FOR THE GEEKS AND ROBOTICS ENTHUSIASTS
• Rockstar Socks FOR THE MUSIC LOVERS
• Football Socks FOR THE SPORTYประก

CURRENTLY PLAYING: THE SOCKS OF DOOM'S VERY OWN "SOCK ROCK" RADIO STATION

• SOCK ROCK RADIO STATION