Because, let's be real, who needs exciting socks when you can have ones that are merely okay?
Socks of Unevenly MediocrityOur socks have been tested by experts and have been found to not be that bad, really.
Socks of Unevenly DisappointmentPerfect for people who want to be mildly unimpressed.
Socks of Underwhelmingly MehOur socks have been designed to make you go "meh" in the most underwhelming way possible.