It starts with a seemingly innocuous catnip-fueled coding sprints, but little do I know, my cat's disdain for code goes far deeper. You see, I've discovered that every time I type a semicolon, my cat's ears fold in on themselves, as if the very thought of it is a painful reminder of my incompetence.
But it gets worse. The moment I attempt to comment my code, my cat lets out a blood-curdling meow, as if the very thought of documentation is an insult to her feline sensibilities.
And don't even get me started on debugging. My cat's tail twitches with rage, as if my very presence near the terminal is a affront to all that is good and pure in this world.
Semicolons are the Devil Comments are the Enemy Debugging is the Root of All Evil