Prophets of 2025 - Techno-Savant

By the light of the neon moon, I, Techno-Oracle, have foreseen the future.

Year 2025, the year where AI surpasses human intelligence, and humans are finally smart enough to use their smartphones as intended.

Here's a glimpse of what's to come:

• Self-driving hoverbikes replace traditional transportation.
• Humans finally understand the difference between "refresh" and "recharge".
• Virtual reality becomes indistinguishable from reality, except on Mondays.
• Humans develop a collective obsession with cat videos, leading to a global cat cafe empire.

Stay tuned for more prophetic visions from the Techno-Savants of 2025!

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