The Chronic Nomad's Guide to Avoiding Commitments

Avoiding commitments is an art form, really.

Here's a list of expert strategies for the modern chronic nomad:

1. The Breathe-and-See Method

Just pretend you're interested, but only until the next interesting thing comes along.

Read more about this tried and true tactic

2. The Procrastination Loop

Find a reason to delay, and then another, and another, until the commitment is forgotten.

Learn how to loop indefinitely

3. The Fake-Interest Technique

Act like you're engaged, but secretly count down the minutes until the commitment expires.

Discover the art of pretending to be invested

And for when all else fails:

The Ultimate Escape Plan