MANDATE-2: The Supreme Decree

Mandated By The All-Powerful Chancellor

As of today, all citizens are required to wear funny hats on Tuesdays.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Public shaming on the Mandate-2 Social Media Platform
• Revocation of privileges, including but not limited to: access to the city's best coffee shops
• Forced viewing of reruns of "The Great British Baking Show"

Don't say we didn't warn you.