We, the Mandate 4, hereby decree that all websites shall be served with an extra helping of sarcasm and disdain
Article 1: The Right to be Mocked
- Section A: All websites shall be subject to ridicule and parody at all times
- Section B: The use of Comic Sans is strictly forbidden
Article 2: The Freedom to be Uninformed
- Section A: All websites shall have the freedom to be as confusing as possible
- Section B: The use of CAPTCHA shall be mandatory, but only for those who insist on trying