Warning: Proceed with Caution
Are you tired of watching your favorite shows in moderation? Do you find yourself devouring entire seasons in one sitting? Congratulations, you're an overeater!
Benefits of Overeating
- Develops intense emotional connection to characters, leading to deep empathy (or deep regret)
- Increases binge drinking tolerance, making you more resilient to hangovers
- Enhances ability to recognize plot holes and inconsistencies, turning you into a self-proclaimed "TV expert"
- Guarantees a strong understanding of the difference between "I'll just watch one more episode" and "I'll just have one more cookie"