Lesson 1: The Art of Pretending to Care
Welcome, aspiring streamer! In this course, we'll teach you how to appear engaged while secretly playing Solitaire.
Carefully crafted by our team of expert stream-snobs, this course will cover:
- The perfect ratio of "oh, wow" to actual gameplay commentary
- Advanced techniques for faking enthusiasm while watching paint dry
- A crash course in passive-aggressive stream management
Next Up:
Advanced Snobbery 201: The Art of Pretending to Be Interested in Chat