Stream like it's 1999

Here are some streaming services, but not just any streaming services. These are over-the-top, absurd, and totally unnecessary.

• Binge Watching Forests
• Memes of Streaming
• Over 9,000 Streaming Services
• Streaming Services So Sick They Made Me Cry
• The Streaming Service of Absolute Disaster

Warning: excessive streaming may lead to:
1. Loss of sleep
2. Permanent eye strain
3. Unpaid bills
4. Social isolation
5. Irreversible damage to your wallet

P.S. Please don't do this. Seriously, please.