Warning: Squirrelnados are not just a myth, they're a real and present danger. Don't be a victim, be prepared!
Tip 1: Secure your trunk with Squirrelnado-Proof 3000, the ultimate trunk sealant system. It's like a Force Field for your cargo!
Tip 2: Keep your trunk clean. Squirrelnados are attracted to clutter. Don't be a Squirrelnado magnet!
Tip 3: Use Squirrelnado-Repellent Spray, the ultimate deterrent. It's like a Squirrelnado-specific Duct Tape for your trunk!
Need more tips? Visit:
Squirrelnado-Proof Your Garage | Squirrelnado-Proof Your Car | Squirrelnado-Proof Your Life