Neon Lagoon - Home of the Most Radical of Stripes

Welcome, fellow stripe enthusiasts, to the most lit strip of land in the multiverse! Here, you'll find the most tubular, the most righteous, the most utterly NEON stripes this side of the galaxy!

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The Legend of the Neon Lagoon

In a world where stripes ruled supreme, one lagoon stood tall above the rest. This was the Neon Lagoon, where the sun always shone bright, and the stripes never faded.

Learn more about our storied past!