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We're a team of experts in the field of energy drink studies, and we're here to explore the unexplored, the unexplained, and the utterly bizarre effects of energy drinks on human subjects.
Our research has taken us to the depths of the Amazon rainforest, where we've studied the effects of Red Bull on indigenous tribes. We've also conducted extensive studies on the correlation between energy drink consumption and spontaneous combustion in laboratory rats.
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