The study of Energy Drink Dynamics in Modern Times of Greatness (MTG) is a serious business. Our research team is comprised of the best and brightest, fueled by the very drinks we study.
Our current project, 'The Effect of Caffeine on Caffeine Tolerance,' is a groundbreaking study in the field. We're using a combination of rigorous science and pure, unadulterated speculation to push the boundaries of human knowledge.
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Our team's latest study found that a single serving of Energy Drink can increase productivity by up to 37% in highly caffeinated individuals.
But wait, there's more! Our study also discovered that the same serving can cause spontaneous combustion in 3 out of 5 lab rats. (Results not statistically significant in humans, but we're working on it.)