Meditate on Nothing

Find a comfortable position on the floor and gaze deeply into the abyss of nothingness. You might learn something.

Learn to Make Sense of Nothing

A comprehensive guide to understanding the intricacies of nothingness. Includes chapters on "The Art of Doing Nothing," "The Science of Not-Caring," and "The Philosophy of Not-Being."

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What to do

In a world filled with existential dread and uncertainty, the most pressing question on your mind might be: "What to do?" Well, have you tried staring at this wall of nothingness?

Meditate on Nothing

Or, if that's not your thing, you could try:

• Learn to Make Sense of Nothing
• Ask a dog for advice (they're experts on nothing)

Ask a Dog for Advice

Our team of expert canine advisors are ready to help you navigate the complexities of nothingness. Just don't expect any actual insight.

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What to Eat

When in doubt, eat this:

It's the perfect food for the soul.

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Recipes

A collection of the finest nothing-based dishes, including:

• Nothing Stew
• Empty Soup
• Nothing Fritters (made with nothing)

Nothing Stew Recipe

Nothing Stew

A hearty, soulless dish made with the finest non-ingredients. Serve with a side of nothing.

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