Welcome, friend!
We're glad you landed in this wondrous realm of Neoclassic Style, where the art of simplicity meets the beauty of the past.
Here, you'll find the most elegant, the most refined, and the most utterly impractical solutions to the most pressing questions of the modern era.
Peruse our Gallery of the Ancients, featuring masterpieces like the "Gilded Gazebo" and "The Fanciful Fridge".
Or, if you're feeling brave, try your hand at our Challenge of the Century, where you can attempt to design the most hideous, over-the-top abomination in the name of "art".
Don't forget to check out our Forum of the Fanciful, where the great minds of Neoclassic gather to share their thoughts on the finer points of excessive ornamentation.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Adventure of the Gilded Grotto, where you'll discover hidden treasures and untold riches in the depths of our digital cave.