Welcome to the Grand Blerg, where the only thing more abundant than the dust is the neglect. This former luxury hotel has been abandoned for years, but our staff still insists on wearing name tags.
The once-grand lobby is now a shrine to the glory of decay. The chandelier hangs from the ceiling, still intact, but covered in a thick layer of grime. The carpet is torn, the furniture is broken, and the air conditioning hasn't worked since 1987.
But don't let that deter you! The Grand Blerg still has plenty to offer. The rooftop pool is still operational, but it's now a popular spot for seagulls to take a midnight dip. The elevator is still functional, but it's been converted into a makeshift laundry chute.