Where the paths are long and winding, and your sanity is shorter.
Dive into the heart of Route 5/5
But be warned, traveler, there's an alternate dimension where the route is shorter...
...but where the snacks are worse.
Explore the pancake-filled void of Dimension 5-B
And don't forget to pack your sense of adventure!
Venture into the infinite voids of Route 5/5
May your journey be...interesting.