Learn the basics of splatting, the ancient art of hurling globs of cosmic goop across the cosmos.
Start by understanding the different types of goop: the fluffy goop, the sticky goop, and the goop that makes a nice crunching sound when you walk on it.
Then, learn the various splatting techniques, including the classic Splatting 102: Intermediate Techniques and the advanced Splatting 103: The Dark Side of Splatting.
Don't forget to practice your splatting skills on the Splatting Practice Field, a vast, virtual expanse of goop-filled space.