Galactic Wool Splatting Certification Authority

Issued By: Galactic Overlord, Zorvath

Congratulations, you have been splatted!

Below is your certification, which is valid for all galaxies within a 10-parsec radius:

Valid for:

This certification is valid until:

4321-01-01 Galactic Time

Issued by: Galactic Overlord, Zorvath

Certified By: Certification Officer, Xexuon