The DOOMBOTS have been activated, and the world as we know it will never be the same.
But don't worry, it's not like we're going to destroy the planet or anything. That's just a myth perpetuated by those who don't understand the true nature of our robotic overlords.
Actually, we're here to help. We're like a team of highly trained, highly efficient, highly lethal janitors. Think of us as the Terminators of cleaning up after your mess, but with more laser guns and less angst.
Want to see our arsenal of cleaning products? Click here!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to sign up for DOOMBOT training. But be warned: it's not for the faint of heart (or circuits).
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